• nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

(Source: twitterscreencaps, via harpias)

(Source: dewogong, via ruinedchildhood)

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

(via funnybro)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via funnybro)

8yrs:

faq:

Q: do u have a faq?
A: yes

(via meanplastic)

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

wordonthestreetimasuspect:

Tried to sneak and eat some icecream at night. God punished him

(Source: orneryjabroni, via meanplastic)

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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(via funnybro)

clestroying:

When people take your side in the argument

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(Source: clestroying, via funnybro)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via stop)

automatically:

trying to flirt with ur crush

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(via ruinedchildhood)

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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(via tomanoc)

(via jesuxxx)

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

(Source: xoxwanderlustxox, via funnybro)

(Source: 2-shane-s, via meanplastic)